No you didn't mike.  You're a crazy kid.  I don't know.  Colin is a lazy bum.  In all the land of messiah, there was never a lazier bum than colin.  Wanting us to come all the way to naugle to sing Christmas carols.  The nerve.  I can sing Christmas carols any time I forking want and I don't need to go outside to freeze to do so.  Speaking of freezing, its too cold in here.  The window is open, and I am getting cold because of it.  Jenni is writing something on the wall over there.  I think is is the lyrics to the banana phone song.  Which is okay.  Mike and sarah are laughing about something.   Its rather odd to listen to them because I can only hear about half of their conversation, like listening to somebody on one side of the phone.  You can make up what the people say in between, and it makes the conversation a lot more exciting.
       "why is it deleting so suddenly?' sarah asks
	why, it's because mike took a shotgun to your computer last night.
	"its' true" mike says
	(this is actually what theyre saying.  Im making up the stuff not in quotations)
	"im going to have to fill this whole freaking thing out" says mike
	"that's true.  And so will jenni"
	what is it?  The world shall never know.
	"ice cream!" says mike
	I hate ice cream.  I would rather eat tire shreds.
	"rav 4" says mike
	no.  a Toyota
	"BOXES!! AH I HATE THOSE CARS"
	Toyotas aren't boxy.  They're more triangular
	"CR-V?" says mike
	cr-vs are made by Honda.  I think
	"I knew you were going to do that" says mike
       do what?  Buy three swiss milkmaids offline
	"they got a boat on my birthday" says Sarah
	and then I sunk it off the coast of Sweden
	"did you?' asks mike
	yes.  But not before I used it to pick up my milkmaids.
	"Really?" asks mike.
	Yes.  But they're not here.  They're off gathering milk.  I need calcium.
	"Is jenni still here?"
	no.  shes secretly one of the milkmaids.  
	"oops" says mike.  "have you ever thrown shoes on a telephone wire?"
	no.  I tried once, but it didn't work.  Perhaps because they were clogs.
	"is that were is started?"
	yeah.  I got bitten by a radioactive spider once, and became spiderman.  That should explain a lot.
	"really?  Where?"
	under my bed.  That's where I keep my hidden frozen things
	"have you ever gotten in a car?"
	"it's a quiz for amish people"
	on a computer.  Yeah.  Right.